MRS. ZOLDYCK
Name: Mia Zoldyck
Age: 20
Relationship status: Married
MBTI type: INFP
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Illumi
Race: Asian without the cock
Languages: English, Tagalog, Chinese, Portuguese, Korean and Japanese
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, sewing, learning, ceramics, sometimes anime
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=My response to all of you cunts and explaining how Illumi is real=
MY TAGS, FYI & DO NOT INTERACT IF...
Tags
#personal post : My own posts, ranging from mood entries to opinions.
#save : Posts that I want to be able to find easily later on. Mainly memes, funny content, politics, or animals.
#nice asks! : People that send nice asks to us and aren't harassment.
#My art : Self explanatory
#Visage Of His Goddess : These are posts where I show pictures of myself
#Her God Speaks : These are posts where Illumi has spoken. His statements will always be colored purple with quotation marks
#The family or #The babies : Our "Illumi collection"
I NEVER post NSFW content (images, text, gore, lewd) but I do swear all the time.
FYI
You have absolutely no impact on us, our relationship and happiness. You people never have and never will. We are living our best life. Sorry you just can't seem to get over it. You can send all the hate mail you want, but it will get you nowhere and will just be deleted. Saying things like "Illumi isn't real", "Illumi would never like you", "I'm fUcKinG ILluMi", "Illumi is ugly, racist, evil, not real" doesn't bother us lmfao. My inbox is open for nice people who want to compliment us, ask genuine questions to Illumi or to chat. Feel free to submit asks for him to answer! We don't mind, as long as it's not suggestive or harassment. Edit: Ask box is closed due to loads of lovely asks.
Also: We fucking hate Hisoka Morow, Gon Freeccs and Hisoka Morow. If you like them, that's your choice in having shitty tastes. We'd prefer if you didn't interact, but if you do, we won't harrass you for it.
If you are a casual fan of Illumi, it's okay to reblog/like/interact with us. But if you are a "stan", like/read chrollo x reader content and NSFW/romantic headcannons, sexualize him or ship him with anyone that isn't me, or have "rOmAnTiC" feelings for him, please do not interact. We will not contact you direcrly. But if you purposely interact with us with the intent of bothering us, you will be blocked immediately.
DNI
-Pedophiles/MAPS/MAP supporters. You can die**
-If you ship Illumi with anyone that isn't me
-If you sexualize Illumi
-If you fetishize yandere, LGBT members, abuse, non consensual acts
-Fujoshis
-Trump supporters
-Pro life
-Anti vax
-Flat earth believers
-Racists to ANY race
-Sexists
-Terfs
-Support hunting animals
-Don't believe in Science or global warming
-Like pervy characters and ship minors with adults
-Lewd minors (anime & IRL)
-Anti feminist
-Hate men
-Don't support or believe in the following: Bisexuals, Asexuals, Trans rights
-If you think there's something wrong with being autistic
IF YOU BELIEVE IN ANY ACCUSATIONS AGAINST HISOKA, DO NOT EVEN FUCKING LOOK IN MY DIRECTION. GET OFF MY PAGE
FAQ & FREQUENTLY SAID THINGS
A list of questions we get everyday for years and are sooo tired of them lmfao
1. Q: •ILluMi ISn't REaL"
A: Yes he is. Allow me to explain. Hunter x Hunter is a piece of fiction. The story is not real and neither are the characters except for Illumi. I hate Togashi and I do not thank him for "creating" Illumi because he simply didn't. Togashi just happened to be the person that received the "message" of Illumi. It's not that he's particularly special, but of course a well known artist would be chosen for it. Thus far he has transcribed Illumi correctly. Edit: Apparently everyone assumed I meant he had a physical human body? Oop. I have a link explaining how he works, underneath my social medias. Not that I think it will change your narrow minds!
2. Q: "How did this all start?"
A: Three years ago I watched hxh with a friend and as soon as I saw Illumi in the opening I felt our souls collide. It literally felt like I had been smacked on the back of my head so hard I was dizzy. My jaw was on the floor and I yelled "HE'S PERFECT!!!". I then went home and proceeded to watch all of York New in one night. I realized very soon that I was in love, and that's the night that Illumi was "born/awakened" and I started seeing, hearing and feeling him. I thought I was going crazy lol.
3. Q: "You're crazy", "You're a freak", "You're delusional"
A: No, actually, I'm not. I know several people with similar experiences to our relationship.
4. Q: "See a Psychologist!!"
A: Funny you say that, since I'm actually someone in the Psych field who specifically focuses on mental illnesses and disorders! I do have Bipolar, ASPD, extreme trauma and anger issues, but it's completely unrelated to our relationship. He is the only thing that makes me feel better.
5. Q: "Why do you hate Hisoka and Gon?"
A: I loathe anyone that wishes to do my baby harm. Do I even have to explain hating Hisoka? His mere existence is sinful enough. He's stealing my husband.
6. Q: "Illumi is racist"
A: No, he isn't. I know my husband better than anyone on this planet, so if you think you're just going to try and lecture me on my fucking relationship, you can wait in line with everyone else in hell :)
7. Q: "Illumi committed genocide waah"
A: No, he didn't. Did he kill 99.9% of those innocent bystanders? Yes. But it was not done because he deemed them to be inferior for their race or anything. He did it for money and just because. Edit: It's literally suggested that there's nothing else but bullshit that i spent my time on this carrd. People seem to think I'm trying to make excuses for my husbands actions ? There's no excuses he literally killed them and wow I don't give a fuck. When I say I don't care, what I mean is, I recognize these actions are considered immoral to say the least, but I love my husband so much that it does not bother me. If it was literally anyone else that killed the people, I would recognize the disturbing nature.
8. Q: "Illumi is evil", "He killed women and children with no remorse"
A: Uhh okay? Did you think I was unaware? Because neither of us give a fuck. I don't feel bad for anything he's done.
9. Q: "I can't tell if she's being serious", "Are you a troll?"
A: We're 100% serious. We're not trolls, we're not mentally ill. We are not roleplaying.
10. Q: "I saw you sent really mean things to people", "I saw so & so made a call out post about you"
A: Lmfao you're gonna have to be specific about those! Have I said some very very mean things? Yes. But I stopped doing that. I stopped doing that because it's not worth my time. And while people posting about Illumi in such degrading ways is not ideal, at the end of the day it doesn't mean anything. I don't feel bad for anything I've ever said or done. In case it didn't stick with you,..I have close to zero empathy for people in general.
11. Q: "Why would you send such repulsive messages to people?"
A: Look, no matter how I explain it, you're probably going to still think I'm a bitch. I did it because I'm entitled to. I get so upset when I see people posting NSFW content of him or romantic content in general because he is not a character, he is a person with feelings and rights. You people are exploiting the love of my life and it bothers BOTH of us. And then you turn around and call me crazy and tell me to get over it? Fuck off.
12. Q: "You're schizophrenic/delusional"
A: Again, I am neither of those. Maybe you should take the time to try to understand me instead of rejecting the unknown and labeling it as "crazy talk".
13. Q: "I'm here to help you! You're severely mentally ill and unwell!"
A: It would be helpful if you could go fuck yourself :)
14. Q: "Are you unhappy?"
A: Uhm are you fucking blind? I brag everyday about how happy and lucky I am
15. Q: I want to interact with you but you're intimidating :/ "
A: I am only mean when people disrespect me and my husband (I've listed these in my DNI and FYI). Other than that, I am a relatively decent human being! So, as long as you adhere to those, there is nothing for you to worry about.
Edit: We're literally in a gloal pandemic and you people chose to obsess over us instead of actuallu doing something with yourselves lmfaoo. You're all pathetic. Grow the fuck up. We're literally just out here living our best life. You people fucking wish you could be us. You wish you had this much happiness, this much passion, this confidence, being perfect.
I’m not going to be making any statements after this, and I was hoping to completely avoid it but it would seem it can’t be helped.
Fuck you🤗
It would appear there seems to be some kind of miscommunication..As you all are under the impression that I give the slightest fuck about what you think of me, my husband or my blog. You’re pathetic. Get a fucking grip and grow up. Are you that insecure and hurting so much that you think it’s okay to post about someone so repulsively? To make them get ridiculous amounts of harassment? People telling me to kill myself?
It doesnt matter what I say, you will never even consider listening to me. You will always laugh at me and honestly? I truly hope you people grow up one day and see that there’s so much more to life and your errors. Your opinions have no impact on our happiness😹 What do you expect? Like I’m genuinely curious,..what the fuck do you want? You don’t bother me. This isn’t the first time and it definitely won’t be the last. I don’t give a fuck how many notes it has, how much hate is flooded in my notes, inbox or how many posts there are about me. You will NEVER take away our happiness. You will NEVER change our relationship. You never have and never will. If anyone else had to endure the shit I get, they would have signed off the internet a long time ago. I’m never going to do that. I will never change who I am because you don’t like me.
I literally do not care that everyone thinks I’m crazy. If I cared, do you think I’d still be here after being harassed everyday for 3 years? You’re not going to get anywhere.
I haven’t even done anything !! I’m literally just existing !! Don’t like my blog? Fucking hit that block button bitch. Don’t be a fucking cunt and make posts about me because you’re aching for validation and attention.
People seem to be confused with my DNI about Hisoka..Damn, do I really have to spell it out for you?💞 I clearly fucking like him, hence why that DNI is listed. It’s not fucking rocket science. I love Hisoka and I’ve been a huge fan for over 10 years. Anyone that knows me could tell you that. I know this will come off as a surprise but,.. I have hobbies and interests that don’t revolve around Illumi! :0 Fucking insane, I know.
As for you calling me crazy or schizophrenic? I’m neither of those, and you people don’t have the slightest clue of what you’re talking about. You saying that just shows me you have no idea how hallucinations and psychosis work. You don’t know me. I have friends that are in similar relationships like mine & Illumi.
And, it seems that people are under the impression that when I say Illumi is real, that I mean he’s a real breathing person with a body. That’s not the case at all. I have an ask in my inbox that mentions this, and to prevent this post from being too long, I will just link it here instead